call back asap

A phrase only used by the mothers of teenagers. This phrase is often found in the voice mail box of children who haven't checked in with their parners in several hours.

mother: Jason? It's Mom. I called Michaels mother and she said you left two left hour ago? Call back asap!

by getyourshitogether April 11, 2015

As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament

He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!

by Biglump March 5, 2012

As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.

Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment

by LiamOSM March 27, 2014

As hard as a goat's knee

Something so hard/tough, like a lump of stale bread or an oul' scone, you can't hardly bite it.

Jayz lads, thon bun's as hard as a goat's knee!

by Wingwah March 28, 2019

as a bisexual man

When on a Tubbo twitch stream Tubbo asked:

"why would you want a cricket up the ass though?"

Tommy said:
"Billzo take it away"
And Billzo continued:
*exhale* "Well... As a bisexual man-"
Which followed by Tommy falling to the floor from laughing.

"Why would you want a leech up your ass?"
"As a bisexual man.."

by honkktea October 27, 2021

As full as a teaspoon

/az,əz/ /fʊl/ /az,əz/ /ə/ /ˈti spu n/
idiom
Used to describe the degree of fullness when it is equivalent to the volume of a teaspoon.
Teaspoons are used for adding sugar and stirring hot drinks, which is considered to be 5 millilitres when used as a measurement.

**feeling sleepy, eat a teaspoon of food, then go back to sleep.**
MUM: "Wait! Eat before you sleep!"
Ariel: "Goon night! I'm AS FULL AS A TEASPOON now."

by woshinidiecao February 22, 2022

slick as a whistle

sweet word used by stud muffins to describe how good they are at catching seagulls.

"When I caught that seagull I was slick as a whistle... until it bit me."

by GMBluth January 5, 2009