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If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!
Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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business smart

Lisa you need to get business smArt and handle this for me .
Lisa you need to get business smart and do this for me.
by Handling business September 14, 2020
mugGet the business smartmug.

Smart-on

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.
Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS
by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013
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Smart Gamer

A Gamer who is smart even though plays games all day and night
Person 1:how did you’ve get a “A” even though you play video games all the time
Person 2:I’m a Smart Gamer
by GoldenAnt November 14, 2019
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Stupidly Smart

1. Acting stupid, when in reality your smart.
2. Doing stupid things but in a smart manner
3. Too smart for your own liking
You know that kid that climbed in the ceiling at school, he has a 3.5 GPA, he's stupidly smart!
by Logan Freaky November 22, 2024
mugGet the Stupidly Smartmug.

smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better
Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.
by anonymous May 31, 2022
mugGet the smart penismug.

smart fond

Something rather nice or appealing to look at
Oh lad, your gran looks smart fond with that mini skirt
by Trugirlwhite December 6, 2022
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