Skinny King

Someone who's skinny, and has such a captivating presence. Takes up all the space in the room despite being a small size and is pretty pleasant to be around.

- Omg did you see Nikocado Avocado's latest video?

- Oh yeah, it was great! As expected of the skinny king himself

- Omg yassss the skinniest of kings!!

by spammyham May 18, 2022

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skinny peep

A very courageous yet sensitive and wise musician with a very large dick. Surprisingly.

"We were in bed when he ended up being like skinny peep."

by Skinny Peep November 27, 2018

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A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.

Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.

by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025

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Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red

"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"

by DeadBeatPenis March 24, 2017

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Skinny tits

Most common in old men. Usually the man shirtless will be very skinny but still over the years devoloped small man boobs that sag halfway down the chest.

Chris has a skinny grandfather but when he took his shirt off I found out he had a case of the skinny tits. They were almost down to the belly button!

by Skinnytits6969 March 8, 2020

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