The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
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Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!

Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!
by Daddys.Girl1987 October 27, 2017
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In black culture, dissimilar to "say mothers", suggesting that one's father has abandoned them.
Person 1: You're a nigger
Person 2: Say fathers
Person 1: Ah you got me, that does make me more black.
by LeNegre May 13, 2017
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Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.
Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party

Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche


by Ben anstratheman September 19, 2008
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A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure
Ahh here he is father alan
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The big wild nonce who likes to play with children
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This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister

This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay

Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father

*the whole universe collapses*
by ravjeeet March 19, 2018
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