Shit ton

A term meaning a lot, an ass load, a bunch or many of something

That dog is fat i bet he weighs a shit ton

by Sir Bonqweeqwee December 22, 2009

tittie shitting

the most epic, extreme way to tell someone to quit FUCKING AROUND!

hey.. hey guys....HEY! QUIT tittie shitting AROUND!

by captain epic of the noids July 7, 2010

Shit Silo

your colon. the area where your body stores solid waste before evacuation.

dude 1:dude i havent taken a crap in days, it feels like there an angry ferret in my shit silo.

dude 2: so take a shit already

by T-cat July 14, 2010

Shit Milk

A person that is so annoying that you would rather drink shit mixed and stirred in a glass of milk that hang out with his ass.

"I guess Marshal's coming over" - Guy One

"Fuck, Shit Milk, God that dudes annoying" - Guy Two

by rynofilms October 21, 2010

shit-a-wiped

Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.

Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

pig shitting

a word used to say "your kidding me".

person 1: I just won the lottery
Person 2: your pig shitting me

by LenaRaye November 11, 2006

dumb-shitted

When another person purposely doesn’t know something (or pretends he/she can’t figure something out) in order to hassle you or make your life difficult.

I laid the whole job out a head of time and at the last minute Marty dumb-shitted me about the job location. He demanded directions and a map for a location I know he drives by everyday…so I had to scramble to get him the info that I know he already knows...and I got blamed for the job starting late.

by ~Foo Fighter~ July 20, 2008