window

1. a skank.

2. a flirtatious female who dresses provocatively and is generally thought of negatively.

"did you see freddricka flirt with ralph?"
"yeah, doesnt she have a boyfriend?"
"omgsh, yeah! what a window!"

by lawllisonly December 24, 2007

Windows Vista

1. Windows Vista is a horrible new Operating system made by Microsoft to replace XP. Technically an upgrade from Windows 2003 and WinME. Codenamed Longhorn, the OS took 5 years to create and did not live up to the hype set by Microsoft. The OS was suppose to be a completely new OS, with groundbreaking features. Most of the new features that were added have caused the system to be less user friendly. Case in point the new security feature, which pops up a menu that freezes everything in the background, asking for the user to Deny or Allow a change in the settings or software Install/Uninstall. This window will come up contently, causing the user frustration. The new security features have also allowed hackers to make new viruses and other malware for the OS, even though Microsoft claimed that hackers would find it difficult to do so. Users have also had trouble finding the correct drivers for old and new hardware. If these weren't bad enough, users have also had problems with using DRM content like music and movies, due to stricter licensing terms. Many companies like Dell and HP started selling Vista-Only machines, but retracted this practice slightly after receiving numerous complaints from potential customers seeking to buy XP machines instead. It is still not possible to find a cheap, AMD-XP system with Dell; since they have almost completely phased out XP in favor of Vista. AMD being the cheaper system when compared to Intel.

I hate Windows Vista so much that I had to buy an XP-Apple machine instead! I feel dirty now...

by the2ndflood March 3, 2008

Cincinatti Wind Tunnel

The act of blowing air into your partner's anus, thus filling the anal cavity with air. Then, the male partner immediately inserts his penis into said partner's anus, thus resulting in a blast of air across the sides of the inserted penis.

Brett giggled as he watched his pubic hair rustle in the wind after giving his girlfriend Susan, a Cincinatti Wind Tunnel.

by Duderman July 19, 2009

wrong window

a 'wrong window' is basically the act of sending a message accidentally to the wrong person in chat or in IM because you accidentally type in the wrong convo window. you usually say thereafter 'oops wrong window'.
this could lead to being quite fucked on your part, on certain occasions.

also, doing this intentionally for bets can prove to be a quite fun game. it's like getting yourself into a fucky situation for money.

for example, you send a porn link to your girlfriend in msn messenger when it was really directed to your buddy.

friend: How's the family?
me: not bad, yourself?
friend: Very well.
me: oh man check guys this hot porn torrent i found: server.blah.com.ass?file=232
me: ...oh shit. fuck!
friend: EWWW you sick person! what are you doing!?

by oceaneffectdottk June 25, 2005

suck wind

v. (1) To be left in the dust, as in a race or other competition.

(2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose.

(3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails").

(4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.

(1) That last hill on the cross country course left me sucking wind as I watched everybody pass me.

(2) This traffic sucks wind.

(3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails.

(4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.

by Zen November 17, 2004

-widow

A girl who is frequently neglected by her boyfriend becuase of any given extracurricular activity of his.
Examples-
Rock Widow: Girl whose boyfriend never spends time with her becuase he is with his band
Frat Widow: Girl whose boyfriend is always at his frat house
Weed Widow: Girl whose BF spends 90% of his life smoking weed
Track Widow: Girl whose BF trains for track constantly
Pre-Med Widow: Girl whose BF is premed and therefore always studying
Cock Widow: Girl whose BF is secretly gay and gettin' cock

Susie: Bryan can't go to prom with me. He's gonna be in Baja for a surf competition.
Betsie: Hah, Surf Widow! Sucks for you.

Adrianne: Hey, where is my goddamn boyfriend?
Christie: I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you've become a Coke Widow. He's doing lines in the bathroom.

Simply insert the offending activity into "-widow".

by WestCoastLisa February 19, 2006

second wind

1) When you completely pass out at a party to the point of being comatose and then ressurect from the dead like Jesus.

Oh man, did you guys see Schueler? Ten minutes ago we had to drag his limp body to his bed and now he is shotguning beers and taking shots. Talk about a second wind.

by Papa Shiz December 9, 2008