Waffle head

Some one addicted to codeine cough syrup,tussionex or hycodan. Come from the fact they often spill it on themselfs. IE: syrup on waffles. Older saying common to Pittsburgh.

Those waffle heads can get so sloppy at times. I had to put the lid back on David's and stick it in his pocket or it would be gone.

by John N Toxey February 18, 2008

Soggy Waffle Fucker

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.

Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.

by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008

shit waffle

this is a derogatory term used for anyone who has commited any sort of offense against you

you sir, are a shit waffle

by Tobs July 26, 2005

Blue Waffle

A Vagina Infection Its Fucking Sick

Man i Went To Go Fuck her Turns Out She Had A Blue Waffle

by Winter Valentine June 16, 2010

waffleganger

One who is commonly mistaken for being Belgian.

"Oh, yeah, no, I'm no Belgian--I'm a waffleganger. I just LOVE waffles, certain beers and Tintin."

by teiam March 15, 2006

twat waffle cannon

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.

"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."

by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

blue waffle

the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW

Adam: dude! Mariah had too much sex and got a blue waffle!
Mark: ugh dude! gross!

by bobbybobb June 18, 2010