Valentino

Valentinos are the most intelligent people you’ll ever meet. They are a beast in every aspect of their lives. They have many friends, they are witty, clever, generous, handsome, and, on top of all, great friends. They get along with everybody and particularly, with girls named Jane. Everybody should have a Valentino in their lives.

What’s a Valentino?
He’s the best thing that could happen to you

by Martin12344321 February 8, 2018

Valenti

A demon created by Danasia to rule the world and eat everyone.

"Damn that Valenti is going to eat me for dinner !"

by MEOWSMOOT123 May 30, 2018

Valentine’s day

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist

Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist

by Box_head February 13, 2019

Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.

Happy overrated Valentine’s Day.

by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020

valee

hot girl. who’s very beautiful. very rad hair. also very artistic strong and smart. a lot of good things bundled into one

damn have you met valee, she’s so cool

by A human who was born April 9, 2020

Valentimes

The incorrect spelling of valentines

When I was little I got into a fight because I thought valentines was spelling like valentimes🤣

by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021

Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart

Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"

by nipplenibble February 18, 2011