My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

vagina scab

a child that you never wanted and only caused you troubles through out your life....

this vagina scab of mine is nothing but trouble i knew i should of put it up for adoption.

by k0d3of0ville September 3, 2013

Vagina smuggling

When you hide something in your pussy normally to hide from authority

Prisoner 1: how you still got that weed ?!?
Prisoner 2: I'm good at vagina smuggling

by Little miss innocent April 3, 2015

Vagina joints

The small rolls of toilet paper that fall out of a woman's pussy after wiping.

Hey, you left a bunch of Vagina Joints on the bathroom floor. What the fuck?

by PubMaksen October 20, 2012

vagina faithful

A married woman wants to get laid but stay faithful to her husband so she takes it in the ass. By not having her bagina penetrated, she remains vagina faithful.

Ruth is a good mom and wife. Every time she goes on a business trip she remains 100% Vagina faithful to her husband.

by Bobby_Ginga February 19, 2017

swollen vagina

swollen vagina

when labia is fat

Guy 1: "wow that vagina sure is inflamed"
Guy 2: "swollen vagina"

by ohgodimsnoozingzzzzz March 14, 2020

Penis Vagina

Where some one has a penis and a vagina

Hey that person has penis vagina

by Happy guy123 March 13, 2019