Fluffy Unicorn

A person who receives rainbow colored, cotton candy flavored condoms. They sometimes come with fake fur.

Bob: Hey guess what
Billy: What?
Bob: You're a Fluffy Unicorn}!
Billy: Wow that's amazing!

by jackiethepotato September 20, 2016

Dirty Unicorn

Considered foreplay, one straps a dildo onto their face or forehead, then proceeds to furiously thrash their head in a up/down motion in their partners nether regions.

While getting frisky with Hermione, Ron put the strap-on onto his face and gave her the Dirty Unicorn !

by The Crackens ass August 18, 2016

pink fluffly unicorn

A beautiful, gentle, loving, cute beast that loves to dance on rainbows and watch the Glee regionals.

pink fluffly unicorns dnacing on rainbows :D

by Nyan cat FTW June 6, 2011

Unicorn

It's when you lay down flat on you back, face up, with a dildo suctioned to your forehead, and your partner squats down over your head, and inserts the dildo into one of their orafaces, then bounces up and down over you while singing The Irish Rovers, The Unicorn Song.

I was unicorned last night

by Yankee Cranker February 6, 2015

white unicorn

someone that is rarely seen at work. Even if he does come to work he gets very little accomplished.

has anyone seen the white unicorn today?

by riggerrrrrr September 11, 2010

Unicorn

A theoretical person of either gender in any context whose qualities are so idealized that it precludes their existence. Someone who is literally too good to be true.

Amy: "I've been on seventy four dates in three months and I haven't met any quality guys yet!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"

by RogueEconomist August 13, 2015

unicorn tears

A name for male Ejaculate. Cum or Jizz.

I shot my unicorn tears in Courtney's eye last night.

by Morgasm from gpt June 20, 2010