Conservative: Now I have noet the closest idea as to what critical race theory is, but I sure as hell HATE ITZ GUTTZZZ!!!!!
by Spicyspectrum July 21, 2021
Theory states that a man will not have sex with a below average or unattractive woman unless it is possible to obtain a threesome accompanied by a second female of equal physical appearance. Evidence may prove this theory when factoring in alcohol and the fact that a small percentage of males actually have the opportunity to have sex with two women at once.
Billy: Would you nail Megan?
John: No way, she looks like she got punched in the face!
Billy: Me neither, what about Christy?
John: Hell no, shes a rat nasty skank!
Billy: Ya they're gross but I'd nail em both at the same time!
John: Ya dude the 2 chick theory!
John: No way, she looks like she got punched in the face!
Billy: Me neither, what about Christy?
John: Hell no, shes a rat nasty skank!
Billy: Ya they're gross but I'd nail em both at the same time!
John: Ya dude the 2 chick theory!
by bennnnny2 February 26, 2009
1. The most annoying debate in Final Fantasy history.
2. The Final Fantasy 8 theory which states that Ultimecia is Rinoa's future self.
3. A proven theory.
2. The Final Fantasy 8 theory which states that Ultimecia is Rinoa's future self.
3. A proven theory.
Guy: Ellone knew Seifer, Zell and Irvine.
Girl: But when Ellone takes Squall to Rinoa's past, you view her thoughts. which proves the R=U theory.
Girl: But when Ellone takes Squall to Rinoa's past, you view her thoughts. which proves the R=U theory.
by Raven Firestone November 07, 2008
The proven theory that the drummer is always the first one to die no matter the condition of the band or its members. This is parodied in the 1984 film, "This is Spinal Tap", in the which one of their drummers simply "exploded" on stage Well known drummers that have succumbed to this include Keith Moon of The Who,John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, and The Rev of Avenged Sevenfold
"Dude, another fucking drummer just died, what the hell do you blame this on?"
Me: Drummer Death Theory....
Me: Drummer Death Theory....
by Joshie G. April 28, 2010
A tactic used by many African Americans that ignores their own culture and their inability to maintain a stable functioning society. They view everything through a racial perspective.
The critical race theory is taught in schools today and the scary fact is that the Democrats are all for it.
by MrTrayBorrosInCo January 16, 2022
When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.
by nykfn20 January 25, 2009
the theory that states that all older sisters are hot no matter what
if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot
the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male
if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie
if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot
the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male
if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie
guy1-i bet your sister is hot
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010