A slut that is so immaculate that they call him a slut priest. A slut priest will laugh towards the heavens when their dirty deeds are done.
Dillon: Did you see Father David yesterday. I swear that that guy is a fucking slut priest.
Kyle: Ya i know I just want to deck that slut priest right in his Full crescent.
Dillon. After the service Father David was laughing towards the sky. What a weird bastard. I hope he burns!
Kyle: Ya i know I just want to deck that slut priest right in his Full crescent.
Dillon. After the service Father David was laughing towards the sky. What a weird bastard. I hope he burns!
by TheSlutPriest May 19, 2011
Skank: Hey, Rick. I really need a ride to the airport.
Rick: I'm low on gas money. Can you contribute to the fund?
Skank: Umm, no, but I can pay you in slut dollars.
Rick: Sold!
Rick: I'm low on gas money. Can you contribute to the fund?
Skank: Umm, no, but I can pay you in slut dollars.
Rick: Sold!
by Friends With a Ho November 12, 2014
slut-lick - to drastically under perform; to fix or repair, and things are worse after; instead of cleaning the dirt is smeared.
by drteebro April 28, 2021
Starting from the stroke of midnight, an hour from where a girl (or guy) can be as sexually promiscuous as they desire without judgement of their actions being cast
Girl: what time is it?
Guy1: *looking at watch* it's slut o'clock!
Girl: sweet, time to go get me schlongs o'plenty!
Guy2: woah, what a skank!
Guy1: hey, retract that comment kind sir! For if one had looked at their watch they would see that it is midnight and thus slut o'clock!
Guy2: I do apologise, go about your business fair maiden and good day to you sir!
Guy1: *looking at watch* it's slut o'clock!
Girl: sweet, time to go get me schlongs o'plenty!
Guy2: woah, what a skank!
Guy1: hey, retract that comment kind sir! For if one had looked at their watch they would see that it is midnight and thus slut o'clock!
Guy2: I do apologise, go about your business fair maiden and good day to you sir!
by davhol March 04, 2012
actually spelled as 1 word (drunkslut), a girl that is usually attractive and preppy and really stuck up during the week. but once friday night comes, she's totally drunk and will have sex w/ anybody before passing out and puking/pissing on herself
the drunkslut (drunk slut) ignored me all week but on friday she fucked me since she had done 5 shots
by Takinabreakistan December 08, 2005
The absolute best and worst type of girl. She will be extremely attractive, cock loving, irresistible and easy to get in bed with.
These girls are sexy and fun, but not meant for dating. Once dating a hot slut, you will be subject to cheating, lying and heart break as she continues to love the cocks of other men.
Hot sluts are for fucking, not loving.
These girls are sexy and fun, but not meant for dating. Once dating a hot slut, you will be subject to cheating, lying and heart break as she continues to love the cocks of other men.
Hot sluts are for fucking, not loving.
Jon met Ashley at a pool party. Jon was distracted by her hot body and fantastic blow job. Jon committed suicide several months later as Ashley blew 5 of his friends. Ashley was a hot slut.
by brinchy December 13, 2014
After unprotected anal sex the ejaculatory fluids stay in the anus. This causes an uncomfortable feeling. The condition is commonly compared to swimmer's ear because of the over saturation of the allotted area.
by steezy e May 08, 2007