Rod Rage

An outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to an erect penis.

My boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in my butt

by Rodrage October 13, 2023

Rod Rage

an outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to the use of an erect penis

my boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in the butt

by Rodrage October 13, 2023

Rod Rules

Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.

Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?

by LaGarce July 07, 2018

The Rod

The Rod is VGhlIG9uZSB0byBzZXQgdGhlbSBmcmVlIFRoZSBvbmUgdG8gc2F2ZSB0aGVtIGFsbA==

Person one: Who is the rod??

Person two: VGhlIG9uZSB0byBzZXQgdGhlbSBmcmVlIFRoZSBvbmUgdG8gc2F2ZSB0aGVtIGFsbA==

by TherapistSay January 02, 2022

Lightning Rodding

The act of a man inserting a rod through his penis/urethra and then proceeding to electrically charge it through various means.

“Yo Mark, have you ever tried Lightning Rodding? It really charges you up!”

by Spoooooob January 13, 2024

lightning rodding

When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.

"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."

"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."

by SanjuroMartell December 12, 2016

std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.

girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."

by leonsass August 03, 2024