queen of the noobs

someone who is that bad at something they are the queen of all the other noobs

"did you see that guy on halo last night"
"yeh, he was a right queen of the noobs"

by j4k3001 September 20, 2009

Queens of the Stone Age

The best fucking music known to man.

“Last night I came to Sick, Sick, Sick, by Queens of the Stone Age.”

“Wait you listen to music during sex?”

“No just while I jerk off.”

by Inthefade June 2, 2018

questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.

"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"

by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

someone who has no idea what is going on when close to being faced with punishment

"Hey, did you see Greg yesterday? He punched the police chief."
"Well, he's a double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine."

by xraybloom May 27, 2022

queer eye for the straight guy

Best reality show out there.

The Fab Five take on the project of making over a straight man who has no idea what to do with himself. Usually put on this how by a girlfriend or wife who wants to see their spouse made over.

carson kressley is hot!

by kelli December 25, 2004

Queen of the Universe

THE Woman, NOT GIRL, that Rules the entire existance of any and everything. Including but not limited to all things Physical, Mental, emotional etc.

Kristi is the ~Queen of the Universe~

by KISSMeU August 7, 2006

Harley Quinn and the Joker

The best fictional lovers of all crime.

Harley Quinn and the Joker are Mad Lovers.

by The Unknown Craftsman January 15, 2018