First Timer Syndrome

First Timer Syndrome is a desperate obsessive compulsion to be the first at something; regardless of whether it was commercially viable.

Dan didn't know why his crypto project wasn't valuating: It turns out he was suffering from a severe case of First Timer Syndrome.

by liquid mike November 17, 2019

First Rejection Syndrome

When someone gets rejected for the first time, all the other hookups that they have seem meaningless until they hookup with the person that rejects them.

Bro 1:Remember when that chick denied you?
Bro 2:Yeah it sucked. I knew I had to get with her at some point.
Bro 1:Classic first rejection syndrome.

by bkupa18 December 01, 2014

first year spread

term used when first year university students pick up weight during the course of their year. Causes may vary. example: stress, over-eating, over-drinking, lack of exercise.

"First year spread is real, Jane has picked up a lot of weight this year."

by Liadol15 October 15, 2015

first sip grimace

The face you make when you take the first drink of alcohol before a long night of partying. A combination of disgust, low liquor standards, and a lack of self-respect.

But you drink it anyways.

John and I looked at each other, paused, drank, and both made the first sip grimace at the same time.

by Wizahd August 13, 2016

First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018

Fooled at First Sight

When you think a girl is really hot initially, but then you see other pictures of her that aren't as flattering. Your opinion of this girl deteriorates and you sometimes even question her beauty.

Also can be referred to as Fooled at First Boner.

"I used to think this girl was very hot, but after seeing unflattering Instagram pictures of her, I no longer think much of her in the looks department."

"Seems like you were fooled at first sight."

by Frozone1996 May 19, 2013

first time cool

When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.

Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool”

by kenya_ligma September 13, 2021