Teddy Bear Man

A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.

"I feel like I can tell you anything, you’re such a Teddy Bear Man"

by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022

Teddie

Eddie's girlfriend, Tori, and him. No one knows how long Teddie has been here, but some people guess that it hasn't been long. Some question if Tori and him were still dating when Eddie had feelings for Mya. Some question that if he did, some wonder if it's considered "cheating". Teddie is a relationship that no one knows what to feel. And only some of Eddie's friends, and possibly some of Tori's friends, saw what she looked like. No one can predict how long Teddie will last. But it could be up until they finally get married and start a family that some might think is the "Family with mental issues" considering, Eddie acts like he has mental problems. Some people support this interesting couple, some don't support it and hope for Eddie to find someone better. I feel as if Eddie could do better, even though I haven't seen what Tori looks like, I've heard enough. And no, I'm not telling you who I am.

"How do you feel about Teddie?"

by rubix cube nerd May 4, 2023

tedore1

a joke to call somebody that you dont like if there name is teodor or theodor

her:hey whats your name
him:teodor but dont use it i prefer it
her:i dont care im gonna call you tedore1

by friendofsussyamogus12345 May 16, 2023

chasing teddies

Australian slang phrase used to describe huffing paint thinner to get high

Ey mate, fittin' to be chasing teddies later on?

by Teddy Chaser November 16, 2017

jama teddy

Jama teddy is a very special type of teddy who is easy to love and great fun to be around. He always wears pyjamas.

Time to go to bed, Jama Teddy.

by Dannyboyrules November 24, 2017

fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...

I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019

Sloshy Tedashi

Named after Tadashi from the movie the movie Big Hero 6. When a woman gets a man to cum into a barrel a lot, then mixes it with lighter fluid and makes the barrel full of cum to explode everywhere

“How did you get those burn scars?”

“Sloshy Tedashi gone wrong”

by The nipple necromancer June 2, 2021