soften the meat

Phrase used to describe a police officer's application of the baton upside the head of some stupid bastard who deserves it.

Frank was watching "COPS" last night when we were over. We watched some dudes who stole some poor lady's car and went on a high speed chase all over town. They rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. Damn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

Softcore chav

A Softcore chav is essentially a pussy-ass chav who can't do shit. He's all talk and no show. He might shout out at you, but engage in a fight? fuck no that shit-face is running like a baby-back bitch.

"A sofcore chav tailed me last night"

"I wooped the softcore chavs ass"

"He ain't hard he's softcore"

by The BGK King March 9, 2009

Soft Dick Pic

Not to be confused with a dick pic, a soft dick pic is a picture of a male's flaccid dick that is typically transmitted to a woman via sms or email. Women generally crave these soft dick pics and will typically perform fellatio on the male who transmitted the pictures the next time the two come in to contact.

(Insert Female Name #1) "Some guy that calls himself Creepy Steve just sent me a Soft Dick Pic."
(Insert Female Name #2) "Wow, that is awesome! I'm so jealous. Soft dick pics are the ultimate bro move!"
(Insert Female Name #1) "I know. I'm totally going to blow him the next time I see him!"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Totally"

by Creepy Steve October 16, 2012

On Soft

No homo, dick soft.

I'll suck you up on soft.

by XLFspiderz May 10, 2018

Daddy Soft

N. One, typically a man, who gives off Daddy vibes and is soft, gentle, protective, warm, and sweet.

V. To be really nurturing, protective, tender, and sweet.

Person 1: He is such a Daddy, but he is super gentle and made me feel as comfortable as possible. Let’s not forget how protective he is.

Person 2: Oh my god, he is so Daddy soft.

by Thickums21 April 1, 2021

soft-ass thug

One who is unable to maintain or unwilling to roll with the necessary task at hand (such as the imbibing of copius amounts of alcoholic beverage). One who cracks under pressure, or is unwilling to push the boundaries. One who likes sparkly shit.

"Soft-ass thugs need hugs too."

by Hard-ass Thug December 9, 2005

Soft Parade

A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.

I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.

by Apocellipse August 23, 2014