Jimmy Spaghetti

He is hella gay and plays too much apex. He should touch grass. Jimmy also always gets ratio'd like a bozo.

That guy gets no bitches, that must be Jimmy Spaghetti

by ooofer123 February 7, 2022

Spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI

I hope u now that spaghetti come from italian, SO AT LEAST U HAVE TO SAY WELL THE WORD! I'm here to help u babe:

singular: spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI
plural: spaghetti NOT SPAGHETTIES
So, let's repeat with me: one spaghetto, some spaghettI, one spaghettO, some spaghettI.

*you're in class with the teacher*
U: ....and we cooked some spaghettI
Teacher: hey, you forgot the plural
U: no babe, the right form is SPAGHETTI, in the singular u have to say spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI
Teacher: good... and who told u that?
U: some asshole on urban dictionary

by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo February 9, 2022

Ready Set Spaghetti

Popularized by our most favorite Mexican princess, Vanessa, it is another way to say “ready, set, go”

K: Okay, lemme know when you’re ready to start the movie.

V: Ready Set Spaghetti!

by Meatrevolutionary69 April 13, 2022

Slamming Spaghetti

When you the sex is so physically draining that your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, and there's vomit on your sweater already

We were going at it so hard last night we were slamming spaghetti, I can barely walk today

by Oregano D February 20, 2022

E Spaghetti

A tangle of numerous cables found in most modern homes and offices as numerous devices are plugged into one master device.

That Bluetooth is a god send sure beats having desk full of E Spaghetti.

by Geordie girl February 22, 2022

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

spaghetti map

Someone who is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020