spaghetti Ethernet cord

Poor internet quality; especially on Nintendo Switch Online.

“Dude I got a spaghetti Ethernet cord.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Spaghetti

Some pasta with some fucking sauce

I need some spaghetti

by Big duck boi May 4, 2020

Spaghetti Kid

Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.

Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.

"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"

"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"

by The Grass Master September 9, 2018

Spaghetti balls

When a man dips his balls in spaghetti sauce and gets his lover to lick it off

“My bf wanted me to try his spaghetti balls”

by Runkle the arse sniffer October 24, 2020

Under the Spaghetti

A common phrase to describe someone who is suffering from a seizure or similar epileptic fit.

Person 1: Is Barbara okay?
Person 2: Don't mind her, she's just under the spaghetti.

by Haynick August 7, 2018

Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret

"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

by Ian sarain August 12, 2021

Spaghetti aids

Spaghetti aids are underrated
Hue

2021

Hmmmmmmm spaghetti aids mmmmmmmm

by Tezerzer May 6, 2021