Salad Fingers

Mr. Salad Fingers is a precious lover of rusty spoons. He enjoys the pleasures of Nettles, yes, he enjoys them very much sir. Mr. Fingers likes to indulge in the delicacies that are his puppet mates. There will be fog on the shore tonight. Bossum. "I.. I like it when the red water comes out..." --Mr. Salad Fingers. Some may call him distuuurrbed: but I love him. Love, Kate Stewart Baxter.

"But first, let me carress this rusty kettle..." says Salad fingers mightily. Do it with thy might, please.

by Kate Stewart Baxter Astrove December 28, 2005

Salami Salad

a term used to describe the act of hitting multiple penises together while tossing the balls around.

Hey, Todd! You wanna go toss a salami salad with me and my 3 best dude friends?!

I saw inside the boys locker room yesterday and they were making a salami salad I wanted to eat right up. I brought the dressing!

by ballmuncher2008 April 8, 2010

Toss your salad

When someone licks the outer part of your anus, the layer before the hole.

Elijah bankboimegaswagg5000 said if u disrespect him again he's gonna toss your salad.

by Anonymousguy17 November 23, 2017

kansas salad surprise

where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.

That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.

by Jack Meoffher February 8, 2005

egg salad

Salad made with eggs.

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Salah

The only God to play football

"Omg Salah scored for liverpool again!!"

by MrFotter May 30, 2018

Naughty Salad

Dank weed that has to be smoke through a bong or a vaporizer to make it a little more healthier than smoking from a pipe or a blunt. It is commonly and variety of weed ground together, hence it being a salad. It cannot, and should not be combined with "Shwag!"

"That dude is making a dank, naughty salad!"

"Were gonna need OG Kush, Silver Haze and Chemdawg to complete this Naughty Salad!"

by CrazyBluntzman21 April 1, 2010