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egg salad 

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."
egg salad by Evil October 18, 2003
"Omg Salah scored for liverpool again!!"
Salah by MrFotter May 30, 2018

Naughty Salad 

Dank weed that has to be smoke through a bong or a vaporizer to make it a little more healthier than smoking from a pipe or a blunt. It is commonly and variety of weed ground together, hence it being a salad. It cannot, and should not be combined with "Shwag!"
"That dude is making a dank, naughty salad!"

"Were gonna need OG Kush, Silver Haze and Chemdawg to complete this Naughty Salad!"

toss salad 

hey buddy, you wanna toss my salad after we finish watching the antique roadshow?
toss salad by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

Salad Fingers 

A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.

Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.

Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.

I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.
I don't know why, but I like salad fingers.
Salad Fingers by thecityexists April 17, 2009
To give a rim job to somebody who has just taken a shit.
Don't tell nobody, but I just gave that girl a hot salad in the back of her car bro!
Hot Salad by mmmhmgirl September 4, 2016