Robert

He who just doesn't give a f@$k! Major grump, but only part of his charm! The bigger the ass he behaves like that day the sexier he becomes. He's neither ignorant or stupid, just poor mannered and a tad jaded with a lack of concern for how others perceive him. He exhumes great passion however and will give you his large penis in ways a girl can only dream of. Bad boy, but has his act together just the same.

Roberts are yummy in my tummy no matter if they actin crummy!

by MisWit May 27, 2015

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Rupert

This is a small creature who is invisible. He starts whispering stuff in your brain somewhere around the age of 25. Helpful comments to the effect of "Ahh, video games and pornography again, another success for wenesday. Dad's gonna be REALLY proud now!"

"Ahh more games and hentai this time? Perfect for a weekend"

-Rupert

by BleachGirl101 November 6, 2018

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Dirty Robert

Big fat guy that works for a water department

That Dirty Robert screwed up our job again!

by ladaf#@$inda November 18, 2007

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Roberting

We all know the gorgeous, dazzling, amazing, talented, awsome, cute, hottest, etc. actor Robert Pattinson.
Roberting means: thinking about Robert Pattinson or talking about him or searching Rob on the internet...

Bella: Lia, what are you doing?
Lia: Well Bells, I'm looking at Rob's pics...( sigh)
Bella: ahaaa... so you're Roberting, AGAIN !

by HisGoldenEyesForever April 13, 2009

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