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Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey) 

Ringo is just as sexy as Paul McCartney. His nose is not ugly at all, it's actually very cute. Ritchie may not be as attractive when it comes to his looks, but his personality makes up for it all because he is a very sweet, caring, loving man who brings lots of peace and love to this Earth. The way he used to flip his hair and smile like crazy when he was drumming could probably make anyone fall in love with him tbh.

Mount Richard 

To have someone snort a line of cocaine off of your erect penis, then immediately perform fellatio on that very penis.
It was a great party, she even 'Mount Richard' me in the bathroom. It was the best blow job ever!
Mount Richard by Thatguyji September 29, 2015

Stiff Richard 

Short for a hard cock. A stiffy. A hard on. A boner. A stiff Dick.
Let's hit the bar tonight braaaahh. Sorry dude. I'm handing out at home. Rachel wants to visit with stiff Richard and imma hit it good.
Stiff Richard by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Crispy Richard 

A Crispy Richard is when a fried chicken leg is stuck up someone's butt-hole and when it is pulled out, the meat is gone and only the bone comes out.
Ben got a bucket of fried chicken and gave his girlfriend a Crispy Richard in his hatchback Accord last night.
Crispy Richard by dance-milk January 11, 2009

inhale my richard 

It's another slang term for an intellectual to say "suck my dick" to one another .
Person 1: You look like shit today
Person 2: You can inhale my Richard

Lil Richard 

"Lil Richard" is often used In the black community when you suspect that a infant/toddler/or child will grow up to be a homosexual. Often said about a male child who has been raised or is being raised as a "momma's" boy.
Dad: Quit holding my son like that!
Mom: Why?

Dad: Hes going to turn out to be a Lil Richard.
Lil Richard by @iamsuirad May 14, 2011