Fist pound 2 snail

When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.

Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!

Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!

Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.

by Ploofy 4 December 30, 2009

terrorist fist pound

Any fist pound between bro's that is used to indicate mutual agreement of opinion, in lieu of "Amen," "Word," or similar exclamations. Can be abbreviated as "TFP."

It is an ironic twist on Fox News's disgraceful characterization of Barack Obama's fist pound with his wife as a "terrorist fist jab" after Obama clinched the nomination for the Democratic presidential candidacy.

Bro 1: "Dude, you haven't found a job yet either?"
Bro 2: "Naw, man, I just sit around and play video games all day."
Bro 1: "Haha, me too, bro! Terrorist fist pound!!"
(They pound their fists together.)

by Liberal usage 23 June 20, 2008

poundcake

A Thick female wit extra pounds on her body

Red: ay look over dere she thick

Pooh bear: naw she ain't thick she a few ponds over thick she a poundcake

by Luvenia November 15, 2007

13 pounder

A word used to describe the average size of a girls vagina in the great state of nebraska. Random fact: largest vagina in the world weighed over 27 1/2 pounds.

Only girls with 13 pounders are considered hot in nebraska.

by PUBEHEADS January 14, 2004

pound

5 dollars, five dollas

Yo lemme getta pound kidd

by Ladii Spyda October 7, 2007

pound one out

To play with yourself. When you have only a few minutes to choke the chicken.

Jason told me he had time to pound one out before he went to work.

by dizzle pizzle April 18, 2007

Quarter Pounder

A girl who weighs over 200 lbs.thighs rubbing together, cankles etc. and tries to order food like she is 115lbs.and in shape when standing next to her skinny girlfriends. An extra Heavy female who can consume large portions of food, but will order little when in front of her thin friends or out in public. A large girl who wants everyone to think that she eats small portions.

Art, here comes a quarter pounder! ( 220lb girl walks through door and proceeds to order a small turkey sandwich with only mustard and lettuce, SAYS" No MAYO!" knowing she would really want extra mayo but does not want her skinny friends to see that. "Brittny, do you want to share this chocolate chip cookie with me? I cant eat all of it" ( as she is standing there with her tree trunk thighs rubbing together. Or," I would like to order a quarter pound of chicken, that would be more than enough for me" yea right like that is what she usually eats when she is built like a defensive tackle! But does so because her 110 lb. girlfriend is standing next to her!

by Bobwins1 July 12, 2012