Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
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Club Penguin

where were u when club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
by Cowbelly Studios November 06, 2020
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Club Penguin

1. One of the most legendary MMPORGs of all time.
2. Codeword for child porn.
1. Club Penguin is gonna be missed...one of the best MMPORGs of all time.
2. Yo...that server got raided by the feds for having Club Penguin on it
by thenabster126 April 08, 2021
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Club Penguin

A dead game that might as well be an Xbox game.
Man, I love me some twigs from club penguin. BUT I NEED MEMBERSHIP!!
RLLY
by IGotEyesOnU April 29, 2019
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Club Penguin

"Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?
Hey ya fat cunt! Let's play on Club Penguin! If you don't want to play you're a pussy!
by OneHellOfAMeme April 18, 2017
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Queen of Penguins

Someone who exudes confidence, grace, and a sense of leadership within a particular context or group, much like a queen leading her subjects.
In the world of entrepreneurship, she emerged as the queen of penguins, guiding her team with unwavering confidence and strategic vision.
by tubulartarsir December 12, 2023
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Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.
Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".
by Cabbage on ferrit March 09, 2011
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