jizz addict

1.A person who is addicted to semen fresh from the prostate. Someone who regularly offers blowjobs for free.

2. A total annoying cunt. An incompetent piece of shit. A total arsehole

1.Johnny: Hey Jo gave Tom a blowjob the other day. She wasnt even drunk

Scott:I'm not surprised, that chicks a jizz addict.

2.Johnny: Tom just beat up Laura.

Scott: Did he? I'm gonna kill the fucking jizz addict

by anonymous1923 October 1, 2006

Jizz Juice

Nutting in a cup and having a girl swallow it. Can be mixed with rum or vodka

I had rough sex with karen after she drank my jizz juice

by zcupp September 22, 2010

jizz mag

pornographic magazine, top shelf material

go get us a jizz mag while you're in there Bob

by seymouruk July 26, 2005

Jizz Muffins

Particularly fine, fuckable breasts.

Look at those tasty Jizz Muffins.

by Phrow-doe August 30, 2009

Jizz Kill

Blocking the arrousal process

"Charlie, tell your mum to put some clothes on...she's such a Jizz Kill"

by Jizzmaster5000 December 19, 2008

Jizz Toss

Aiming your climax to toss (shoot) it (your jizz) into your broad's mouth (Best used with The Footlong)

Edith caught MOCO's jizz toss last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

jizz party

1. A party in which the aim is to ejaculate as much or as fast as possible, as may involve a soggy biscuit

2. Some sort of party which apparently involves computer programming and plastic bags. Taught in IADT Dun Laoghaire.

1. "What a jizz party! I jizzed so much I jizzed myself dry and passed out!"

2. "You can jizz up the application. Have a jizz party and bring plastic bags!"

by Gav O'Brien May 29, 2008