System of a Down

The best fucking band to ever exist.

System of a Down is fucking amazing and hearing a song will make you orgasm

System of a Down in politically involved and makes lyrics like “banana boom boom” and it will be very deep
James:do you wanna listen to System of a Down?
Gavin: oh fuck yes
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Specialist system

The specialist system suck and dice is changing it back into class system.
by Belkan February 04, 2023
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chaotic..system

chaotic..system is amazing but stinky
“hey did u know chaotic..system is amazing?”
ye but they also stink
“o”
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"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 01, 2019
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A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!
I gave Margaret a Decatur public transit system last night. At least when I walked I was on time.
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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary
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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 30, 2024
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