May 1

The day a true badass redneck was born

He was born on may 1st

by Redneckerthanyou17 April 12, 2019

Mai-san

She is above and beyond any waifu to ever exist. I dream about her stepping on me everyday.

WOW, Zero Two is the best waifu. Bitch, have you seen Mai-san?

by Mai-san supremacy December 20, 2020

May 28

My birthday :D yay!! ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ / May 28th is my birthday when I turn 10 years old and my big day!

Hey look it’s May 28th Georgies Birthday!

by georgiethemiserableperson May 11, 2021

May 5th

National ask your crush for his/her hoodie day... they must give it to you❤️

Girl: can I have your hoodie it’s may 5th
Boy: what’s may 5th?
Girl: national ask your crush for there hoodie day

by anonymous May 4, 2021

May 9th

This is the most lit kid you gonna meet, he is a little slow but will always have your side. He’s a big fighter on what he believes and can fight physically to. This is a guy you should claim if you can.

Friend: this guy said he’s gonna beat me up after school.
Boy born on May 9th: well let’s go kick his ass together!

by ThatOneGoat November 6, 2019

May 6

kiss your Gf day

Bf/Gf: Hey today is May 6th.
Bf: *kisses Gf*

by kakay98365 December 7, 2019

May 5

The national day you text your crush saying that you love him/her.

Tristan: Hi Emma, it's May 5. Haply birthday!
Emma: Thank You!
Tristan: I have been thinking to tell you about this for a while so here I go. I love you.
Emma: Awww I love you too.

by TAS+EP=Love September 30, 2021