by Kris March 14, 2004
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a group of douche bags that think its cool to piss off other people . generally kind to teachers and then assholes to everyone else but other like minded jocks. often wear american eagle shirts with popped collars see: douche loved by all teachers but despised by most of the student body
"typical jock behavior"
jock :look at the faggot with the long hair
metalhead :shut the fuck up poser
teacher : what did i just hear you say
jock : he said fuck miss teacher lololol (im so funny i just got that kid in trouble herpa derp)
jock :look at the faggot with the long hair
metalhead :shut the fuck up poser
teacher : what did i just hear you say
jock : he said fuck miss teacher lololol (im so funny i just got that kid in trouble herpa derp)
by ormagoden December 9, 2009
Get the jock mug.A caddy. In golf, a person hired to carry a player's clubs, find the ball, etc. Outside of golf, a person who runs errands, does odd jobs, etc.
From the Bill Murray character (groundskeeper Carl Spackler) in the 1980 movie "Caddyshack", "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking."
From the Bill Murray character (groundskeeper Carl Spackler) in the 1980 movie "Caddyshack", "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking."
Since the intern was not busy, I paid him $20 to be my jock for the day. He picked up my dry cleaning, washed my car and filed all my reports.
by DC Devo April 22, 2009
Get the Jock mug.They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.
This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.
This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.
by Mississauga Steve February 27, 2007
Get the toilet jockey mug.Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"
Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"
Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"
Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"
Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"
by WA2009 December 16, 2009
Get the knob jockey mug.jocks are funny because they will mock a geek or anybody who doesn't participate in P.E., but then get their ass kicked first by the geek's verbal reaction which will usually insult their sexuality or imply their lack of a brain, and then secondly get their ass kicked by the hardcore metalist geeks.
a jock wears weird brand clothes even if they don't have anything to do with it... i skateboard and i don't wear element and adio clothes everywhere i go, jocks are poseurs that can't do anything worthwhile like going to LAN parties, and instead they play football and pat eachother on the ass whilst claiming they aren't homosexual.
a jock wears weird brand clothes even if they don't have anything to do with it... i skateboard and i don't wear element and adio clothes everywhere i go, jocks are poseurs that can't do anything worthwhile like going to LAN parties, and instead they play football and pat eachother on the ass whilst claiming they aren't homosexual.
i laugh my ass off when i footballers call me homosexual.... i'm not the one who plays a sport that includes physical contact with the same sex.
jock is also slang for underwear ^_^!
jock is also slang for underwear ^_^!
by windowmaker October 8, 2005
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