jock

a group of douche bags that think its cool to piss off other people . generally kind to teachers and then assholes to everyone else but other like minded jocks. often wear american eagle shirts with popped collars see: douche loved by all teachers but despised by most of the student body

"typical jock behavior"
jock :look at the faggot with the long hair
metalhead :shut the fuck up poser
teacher : what did i just hear you say

jock : he said fuck miss teacher lololol (im so funny i just got that kid in trouble herpa derp)

by ormagoden December 10, 2009

Ninja Shits

When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.

"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"

by Ormagoden September 02, 2014