jesus harold christ 

A saying to some one who annoys the hell out of you

Person 1 : Why should I care about watch movie we watch. Just put a movie on right fucking now!

Person 2 : Jesus Harold Christ! Shut your fucking mouth or there will be no movie

jesus harold christ by Mr. Smart Ass September 18, 2020

Jesus Jeri 

Originally used when your grandpa complains about something your grandma, Jeri, said or did

Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous

Person 1: I just bought tickets to a concert for tomorrow!

Person 2: Jesus Jeri!!

Jesus Jeri by Petey_Wheatey April 28, 2023

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008

jesus turd

another term for holy shit

"jesus turd!!", that fish tastes like spunk.

jesus turd by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006

Jesus Rollerblading Christ 

An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.

"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"

Jesus Rollerblading Christ by ThatAtheistGuyWithSwords September 2, 2011

Jesus Poop 

When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.

It is referred to as a "JP" for short.

May is the official National JP Month

Jesus poops help save the world, by enabling the person to reuse toliet paper.

Jesus Poop by Habu May 2, 2008

jesus clip 

A spring clip that holds a pin in place.

Hand me that jesus clip.
<sound of clip flying to the other end of the garage>
Jesus! Where did it go?

jesus clip by buggum July 6, 2006