cabbage crisp

Something that is very cool

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp

by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022

Cabbage Tots

Another term for Brussels sprouts.

"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"

"The what?"

"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"

by briareos02 June 07, 2013

Soul Cabbage

A rare breed of cabbage that sucks out your soul, devours it, and transforms your body into spinach

That there is soul cabbage, and a it's already claimed a few victims

by Jacataca37 November 16, 2022

Backseat cabbage

When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.

Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something

by Madam Amanda May 25, 2023

Little Big Cabbage

A Thin Strip of Pubic Hair which is surprisingly deep
and surprisingly tasty

good resting place for the ping tao munchkin and works great with sides of Cabbage and Clentchweed

mate. i was eating out my girls little big cabbage right.. soo nice!!!

by Bryman!326 August 09, 2009

Cabbage face

Justin has a very ugly cabbage face

Justin was told that he had a cabbage face

by Gehefevbah April 22, 2016

Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020