Hell Train

Certifiably one of the fastest ways to get drunk, fit for the king of darkness himself. Set up six shot glasses filled with your choice of liquor (at least 50 proof), lined up like St. Peter's cross with one on top (3 in a line, 2 on either side between the 1st and 2nd, and 1 balanced on top of the 4 in the center), and whenever your prayers are said, you take each shot back to back with no break (aka "riding" the hell train) and try not to spit it all out even though your insides are probably burning like the 8th circle

David: bruh, how'd Chris get shitfaced so fast? We've only been here 20 minutes
Robby: Oh, he rode the hell train twice, he'll probably pass out soon

by devilintraining April 16, 2015

Youtube Hell

When a single video on youtube leads you on a journey through the underbelly of youtube that ends up taking your whole day, evening, and/or night.

Tarnot- AngryGamerNerd videos always lead me straight to Youtube Hell.

by Zannuj August 25, 2014

hell spice

Nutmeg. Also the act of tripping on nutmeg and nutmeg being used as a narcotic.

"You got the hell spice?"
"Yeah man, we gonna be high for days!"

"Shit man I feel awful."
"Why?"
"I'm fucked up on hell spice"

by Replogler July 12, 2009

Excel Hell

An event in which your computer laughs at you while you “command” it to open the twenty 10MB department plan workbooks you’ll need to create the master. Meanwhile, you consider a new life near sand, sun, and an island-wide technology ban.

While everyone is out of the office on vacation, I'm stuck here in Excel Hell.

by Lynx Solutions April 13, 2017

To Hell With Liberals!

A guy on Twitter that knows Hell is the perfect place for liberals. So they can lie, cheat and steal and everyone will be cool with it.

Sue said, "Liberals want open borders so illegal aliens can invade the United States.

A Liberal said, "Open up the border and tear down the wall and let anyone in to vote."

John said, "To Hell With Liberals!"

by "To Hell With Liberals!" September 21, 2019

hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

by xerb May 2, 2019

Hell Hopping

The act of getting high on Fentanyl, Methamphetamine, and PCP (Also known as Satan's Speedball)

"John couldn't make it to work today, he was too busy Hell Hopping."

by Elmf67 April 8, 2021