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muffin fucker 

One who wakes up early on saturday morning for the sole purpose of furiously eating (fucking) all of the oven fresh muffins before anyone else can. They also enjoy fucking carrot cake and banana bread.
Bill (to Steve): That J.V. is a muffin fucker extraordinaire.

Steve: It's 5:30AM, better get down stairs before all of those muffins get fucked.
muffin fucker by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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cock-knocking-clown-fucker 

the act of being a horneyer
Oh look, theres B, what a cock-knocking-clown-fucker

Shit-eating Badger Fucker 

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!

skeleton fucker 

Somebody who is in to undertale and wants to fuck a skeleton

AKA people in the undertail fandom
Did you know Rylie and Rachel are skeleton fuckers?
skeleton fucker by Lost Bunn February 7, 2017

psychotic mother fucker

one who is clinically determined as a psycho
that psychotic mother fucker ripped his eye out with his own hand

Frozen Chicken Fucker 

CNN News reporter: "Yeah pulled this bitch last night. Got her ass home. Sobered tha fuk up tho. She was rank and i couldna get wood. Pulled a frozen chicken outta tha deep freeze. The ho fingered her slime hole throughout. Even ma dog licked tha bitch out. Man ima frozen chicken fucker"

God fucker 

Christians and people who base their beliefs on the Bible.
All of you Christians are God fuckers. I cannot wait to go to hell!
God fucker by E April 16, 2005