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Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned
Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking
by Cockosaurus April 4, 2009
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Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017
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epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated
Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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Beaks front

When a situation, appearance, or overall state of anything is oriented correctly and is aesthetically/visually pleasing.
Hey man, is my tie straight?”
“No it’s not BEAKS FRONT”
by Sefbeba January 11, 2025
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war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"
by pompenguin December 6, 2016
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the when is the on the front to find is?

A speech to send confusion to others
Jhon: the when is the on the front to find is?
Alex:What?
by thatguyreally1000 June 4, 2024
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front stuffed

Any natural or foreign bulge in the perineal area; around and/or including the pubic region.
Truti “When he thrust against my bush in missionary, my hedge floats on a cloud of skin. Sex is so much better front stuffed.”
by Dykeasaurs July 14, 2023
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