crow faced

It could be best definited as someone who istwo-faced. It means to do something behind someones back.(Snitch)Or used
in combination with snitch.

An infromate or undercover cop.

Guy: I knew that nigga was a "crow faced" snitch. Got me locked up!

Guy:I hate that "crow faced" cop.I
knew she was undercover!

by Michael Walker951 January 23, 2009

clown-faced

someone who puts on too much makeup, therefore making them look like a clown

Sarah: Whoa! Look at that girls makeup!
Becky: She put too much on....ick
Sarah: Yeah, shes clown-faced

by mwahhahahababe November 30, 2009

Two-Faced Booking

To have 2 Facebook accounts so you can spy (cyberstalk) on others or to have a clean account and a "free to say what you want" account.

I am Two-Faced booking. One account to keep it clean and one to keep it real.

by TTL PKG May 26, 2010

Cock-faced

The condition of bieng so drunk that when trying to explain your drunkenness you mix up the word cocked and shitfaced hence the word...

Tyler said this, "dude i love you this is awesome im so cock-faced right now..."

by Beautifuk yeahhh June 14, 2010

shit faced baked

sky high

shit faced baked (shyt-fays-baek-d)

i am shit faced baked. shitfacedbaked. shtfcdbkd. shtfcbk. shtfk. fk.

by mstrfrag-chunk0 May 5, 2010

Grant faced

To be frozen with a odd, amusing or disgusting face in a freeze frame, photograph or screen shot.

Arises from Grant Wilson's (of Ghost Hunters fame) inability to take a good photograph or be photogenic in any way shape or form.

Oh no, delete that photo I've been grant faced

by pumpie2 October 21, 2010

Nuts-Faced

A common term used by fanatics of NCAA Football describing a severe instance of being out-schemed, or getting shit on by a Grand Scheme offense, usually in a shotgun set. Named so for the action of "Nuts to the Face" oft practiced by such football fanatics.

*Player 1 runs the passing play 4 verticals with Oregon's offense, passes to his X receiver, and completes for a 55 yd. touchdown*
Player 2, the defender, shakes his head in shame.

Observer--"Damn you just got nuts-faced son!"

Alternative Use--Nuts..........Face. (Rinse and Repeat)

by Rambler4B November 25, 2010