The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.
Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?
Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.
Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.
Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
by Buddahrid January 23, 2009
Get the Predumptial Fartmug. by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
Get the Demo Fartmug. I was in the public toilets the other day and I let rip, next thing I knew there was a fart chorus going, there was at least another 4 people doing it, we did Britney spears song hit me one more time, we stank though
by mitch00uk April 21, 2015
Get the fart chorusmug. by Whynot26847 November 13, 2017
Get the cheeto fartmug. When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.
This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”
by Trodan October 1, 2020
Get the fart linkingmug. someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks
by fujilet January 5, 2008
Get the Dumb Fartmug. Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.
by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010
Get the Fart Disciplinemug.