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Emily mills - jason did you fust fart?! Jason - No! What are you, the fart patrol?
by jasonthecool February 10, 2012
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When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.
I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.
by Lesloo March 21, 2008
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