Ethan. He looks like a nerd, but on the inside he's a greb and has and a micro penis. Also he can't speak to girls and need other boys to ask them out for him.
Ethan, he looks like such a nerdi bet he has a small penis
Ethan is some guy who is a god at fortnite, because of his 368 wins, but unfortunately has beengrounded for at least five weeks and wants his Xbox back.
Ethan: Mom can I go play fortnite on my Xbox now?
Mom: FUCK NO YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Ethan is a man who is a little bit chunky but not to big. They always have a little brother who is much bigger than them. They have brown hair and drive nice trucks. In most cases someone named Ethan drives a Chevy that of course his dad bought. They work but not a lot. There pretty crazy and whenever they get prescribed codeine they say there gonna make lean but never do. They are sometimes quiet but once you get to know them they get more outgoing. They can’t handle there alcohol and will get you caught by your mom if your drink. They never open anyone’s Snapchat because they like seeing all the notifications. They always in a truck club but only some have a platti daddy. All of that may be true but the most true is that there a good friend and won’t ever leave you if your pos Jeep gets stuck. NOPI BABY
Ethan is a smart person who has a kind heart, sometimes. He can be very immature, but that's one of his best qualities. He could be your best friend, just make sure you don't take things he says to heart.