Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.
Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.
He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.
Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.
He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.
Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.
Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies
Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.
Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies
Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.
by Uhhhhmmmmm December 08, 2021
a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
by Daddysmerk August 05, 2015
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by AvidDev February 26, 2022
A guy that looks like a dumbass chinese person. Plays hockey and tries to play girls. However, he isn't really good at it.
Person a: Who's that guy that keeps trying to play you and your friends?
Person b: Thats the chinese dumbass Eric Snowboy
Person b: Thats the chinese dumbass Eric Snowboy
by Pokadotme May 06, 2020