huge cock

What I wish I had but don't

Girl 1: i bet he has a huge cock

Girl 2: *walks towards him and zips down his pants*
Girl 1: so what did you see?
Girl 2: i think he dropped a packet of shrimps down his pants and one got stuck in there!

by i_am_smort July 24, 2021

Marjan

A handsome fit and muscular lad. Very playful and but his games can easily turn into something else 😏. He has a kind and sensitive heart and will reply to everyone.

Girl 1: omg Marjan looks so fit
Girl 2: my pussy gets so wet for him

by i_am_smort July 15, 2021

kasjdfh

How NASA names a new planet

NASA employee 1: oh cool we found the 57367th planet today!
NASA employee 2: put your ass on the keyboard and start twerking
...kasjdfh

by i_am_smort July 27, 2021

bla bajd

When someone has no testicles

Person 1: HAHAH he won't jump into the sea
Person: kemm mandux bajd ostja! bla bajd aqalla

by i_am_smort July 31, 2021

Eric Shawn

A totally normal name, highly suggested to call your son this name.

Teacher: John Wellington!
John: Present!
Teacher: Eric Shawn!
*class laughs*

by i_am_smort July 16, 2021