dallas smoothie

A blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, ejaculate and vomit.

"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"

"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"

"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."

by f0wl3r December 5, 2012

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matthew dellavedova

Aussie point guard for the Cavs. Also known as the G.O.A.T. Affectionately referred to as Delly

Holy shit, Matthew Dellavedova is the greatest of all time

by elarsen5 December 30, 2015

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dallas, pa

shithole bordering a worse shithole (Wilkes Barre). A place that Satan wipes his ass with.

Guy 1: Yo where do you live?

Ian: I'm from Dallas, pa

Guy 1: Oh sweet, Texas?

Ian: No man... Dallas Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Damn, isn't that place a huge shithole?

by fuckdallaspa March 2, 2009

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That city full of wonders, including a building that looks like an electric dandelion, Ross Perot, and "city hall."
A good place to go if you like schizophrenic hobos, cheap transit and good times in hot temperatures.

Person 1: Are you headed to Los Angeles for the summer to hit the beach?
Person 2: Nah, I'm going to Dallas, they might not have a beach but they have some damn good public swimming pools since the mayor spends her time restoring them instead of repairing actual infrastructure.

by super nelliot October 6, 2005

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Dollar Theater

In Cleveland, a movie theater that shows movies that have left the real movie theaters but are not out on video yet. They cost only a dollar or less to get in.

-Yo you seen The Dark Knight Yet.
~Naw, i missed it. It's not playing at the theater anymore so i will wait till it comes out on DVD.
-Naw man its at the Magic Johnson Dollar Theater now.

by ClevelandBaby216 August 18, 2008

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