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Creative Destruction

A fucking terrible fortnite ripoff that your jewish friends play when they get banned from fortnite.
Person 1: Yo my G, wanna play fortnite?
Person 2: I can't, im banned
Person 1: Now what?
Person 2: We can play Creative Destruction-
Person 1: *shoots his friend in the face with a glock*
by Biggie Bacon December 19, 2018
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Salad Creations

A place where 30 year old lonely women come to bitch at the employees about how much they weigh. Employees like Eric get in trouble for staring at girls boobs. Employess there hate to work and want to cut off their balls or respective genitalia.
"I've got bitched at by so many women at salad creations i want to cut off my testicles."
by Seizureman October 7, 2007
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creamy wake up call

A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.
Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.
by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008
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Beautiful Creation

The term that is typically used by young Christian girls to refer to a boy that they think is hot. Most frequently used in the presence of adults/parents/a nark.
Girl 1: Who did you say that guy was again?
Whovian: David Tennant! He's a beautiful creation!
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I can't believe that some people think that Justin Bieber is a beautiful creation!
by TheDoctor8 June 15, 2012
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Creamy nut explosion

What you get when you tip a seemingly-feminine vietnamese prostitue, who, upon closer inspection is a man dressed in drag.
I payed Tsung-Chin 15 dollars for some fucky-fucky. When She took off her pants, She had a dick and Gave me her Creamy nut explosion all over my New metallica shirt!
by Jacky Vengence April 4, 2009
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creative juices flowing

To have an ejaculation.
My neighbor certainly has his "creative juices flowing". Him and his wife are expecting their 4th child come (no pun intended) next spring.
by studmucker June 19, 2017
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mario creamy

possibly the greatest comic ever written. and whoever wrote the other definition should deserve a wet siggy... big time!
Author: MARIO CREAMY KICKS ASS!
Everyone else: agreed
by J.W. I.V. May 13, 2005
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