Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.

Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.

by vodkvh July 21, 2019

Corona Condom

A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)

Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.

by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020

Cherry Condom

One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year

Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Dry Condom Pants

word used to describe those cotton leggings that ALL inner-city females wear

Her dry condom pants were so tight, you could see her granny panty line.

by Cat Eyez May 17, 2011

consent condom

consent condom a condom that need 4 hands to open

ay did you bring the consent condom

by m0nkey4o4 lul December 15, 2022

No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

by John Micsott March 25, 2019

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018