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comentos

regular mentos that are transformed by some people's imagination into cocaine because of their high sensitivity to sugar. usually these people were denied sweet things, like mentos, candy, sugary cereals, cookies, soda and cake by their mothers when they were young.
Whoa, I am on a total high from those COmentos!
by Laur_Ski March 10, 2008
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cementos

1. what mentos eventually transmogrify into after sitting a while in a well ventilated place, i.e., your glove compartment, a cupboard, etc.
My girlfriend found a mentos in her purse. She gave it to me, and it turned out to be a cementos. It broke my teeth
by J.C.H. June 28, 2007
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Come Pause Act

The act that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".
"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act ; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"
by The L Team April 1, 2008
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comandi

the femanine form of the term "comando" when one that is a female decides not to wear underwear.
WHOA she's going comandi!!
by Frank Gillroy May 27, 2008
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come'oning

Come'oning is an answer to when people say c'mon.
And when your supposed to go but you need like 2 more seconds you say....
1: c'mon
2: I'm come'oning hold your horses!
by hsirttrish June 26, 2009
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colento

adj,

to stare intensly at someone or something, without no aparent reason.
Comes from the portuguese adjective "colar" that translates "to stick", in this case, with your eyes.
Mike: Man, that guy keeps staring at us, what the fuck does he want?
James: Nothing, he's totally colento!
by Nozes com Filhoses September 24, 2009
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Come on mate

A term used in mild exasperation at someone else's nagging, poor attempt at something, not doing the decent thing by another person, being disorganised, being lazy, making poor choices or letting shit get out of control.

It can also be used in a more positive way to encourage a friend to reach for the stars.
Nagging example:
Wife: I thought I told you to put the bins out!! Why haven't you done it!
Husband: Ahhh...come on mate...settle down, it will get done.
Wife: I am not your fucken mate!

Poor attempt example:
Charlie: I forgot to order the concrete we need for the pour tomorrow morning....I was too busy playing Words with Friends on my phone man.
Tom: Fuck! Come on mate!!

Being lazy example:
Ivan: I think we'll just have tuna on toast for dinner tonight.
Wendy: Come on mate! What is all this about? I thought we were going to have a romantic night in and you were going to cook Mozzarella with Creme Fraiche and Figs.

Being disorganised example:
Cam: Oh...I can't go for a run today because I forgot my towel, my shoes and a spare pair of jocks.
Leigh: Come on mate! Get yourself sorted!

Making poor choices example:
Evan: I fucken sunk 40 pots and 20 jimmies over the weekend and now I am too rooted to go to my 4 year old daughters fairy party.
John: Faaark...come on mate!

Letting shit get out of control example:
Annie: I loaned my ex another $3,000 so he could travel to Europe. He now owes me $20,000 but I don't think he can pay me back until he gets a steady job.
Karly: Oh no, Annie...come on mate!

Positive encouragement example:
Olga: Let the espresso martini challenge begin!
Melissa: We are sooo doing this, espresso martinis are flippin' delicious!
Olga: Come on mate...let's get off the fucken island and go.
Melissa: Come on maaaate! OTP, OTP, OTP...
by Towball August 31, 2014
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