Collapsing Closet

When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life

His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly

by denab818 June 8, 2016

Looky Closey Thingy!

A word, used to describe a microscope if you don't know what it is called.

Luke:Since you destroyed my poster,i'm gonna destroy your.....Looky Closey Thingy!
Ravi:It's called a microscope,you idiot haven't you learned from my dictionary last night?

by Pumkie March 10, 2018

Coat Closet

When a hunter kills a large game animal, strips naked, takes out the guts, climbs inside, and sews up the carcass leaving only his genitals sticking out of the dead animal.

Nice shot, son! Now take your clothes off! It's time for your first Coat Closet!

by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018

Flatonia Closet Trap

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.

by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019

exploring the closet

Exploring the closet. It means that you have not came out of the closet, meaning that you have not come out yet. It means that you’re not quite on the closet, nor out of it. You’re lookig for the door that may just be behind you. In short, it means that you think you’re straight but you may just be gay without knowing so.

Dude, is he in or out of the closet?
I don’t know, HEY ARR YOU GAY?

NO
He gives off that vibe that he’s in the closet...
He’s probably just exploring the closet.

by Imma fail May 5, 2018

Cloiser

A fan of the Lois Lane and Clark Kent pairing in comics and tv shows like LaC and Smallville or the Superman movies!

Man, those Cloisers can down wild cherry martinis like crazy!

by jjsmallvillelvr April 23, 2009

clone call

When you call your machine to leave yourself a message to assure you won't forget something.

Clone Calling: the act of making a clone call.

Kathy; Hey, don't forget that we have tickets to the Styx Concert on the 29th!

Wendy: I don't have my calender, let me make a clone call.

by Almalphia September 27, 2010