Man Chair

A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.

What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!

by soccer all November 25, 2016

ratchet chair

A piece of furniture in a dumpster you use to for banging a ratchet on.

Eric had a ratchet chair fun time last night.

by TTSNBER December 10, 2016

epic chair

A term denoting anything with a very minor or incredibly boring distinguishing characteristic.

Look at that ladybug with an extra spot. That's a pretty epic chair.

by Clib the Right April 24, 2019

Your chair is sexy

Shes down to fuck

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room

by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019

bi chair

How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.

Human one:

wow

Human two:

what

Human one:

your so gay man

Human two:

why thank you I love my bi chair

Human one:

How the hell do you do that

Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*

by Gaybabyinatrenchcoat November 19, 2019

lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole

Top : oh yeah baby

Bottom : LETTUCE CHAIR

by Honey mustard February 3, 2020

dirty chair

Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.

i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.

by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020