carpet exchange

A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching

I saw your mom at a carpet exchange.

by punt.cuncher December 6, 2014

carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !

"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"

by itrainedlink October 5, 2016

carpet puller

The act of ripping up a girls pussy hair with your teeth

I was a total carpet puller on that chicks pussy last night!!

by iowajoe1 August 24, 2016

Carpet Bombing

The act of shitting on your partner from their head to their feet.

Adam stood over Eve and began carpet bombing her until she was covered in shit.

by zhorvath16 July 19, 2016

carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).

Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!

by smokinsena June 30, 2016

Carpet wizard

The guy who made this definition

You know that guy carpet wizard

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016

carpet dust

The leftover drugs around your house finely chopped up and put together.

"That carpet dust actually turned out pretty good"

by Marypuss December 7, 2016