Peppy Little Spit Fuck

A name you call someone when there really excited. Heard in the movie Zombieland

Name caller:your just a peppy little spit fuck arent you?
Name callie:yes sir

by G-DawgFromDuhHood August 29, 2010

Spit on the back, Empty the sack

Doing a girl from behind, once you are about to climax pretend to cum by spitting on her back, pull out, then when she turns jizz in her eye.

Little tip...Aim for the middle, you'll both of her eyes.

Spit on the back, empty the sack

She thought I emptied on her back, she wasnt to know it was spit, see turned, then boom!! I emptied my sack in her eyes, the perfect shot.

by barb heaps December 10, 2006

Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

by Gripper January 5, 2006

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

Human Centipede Spit Roast

When you have 3 women ass to mouth and a guy at each end with their dicks in the women.

I'm at my friend's house. We're in the human centipede spit roast formation in the orgy.

by McBethel420 April 19, 2022

Spit Curl n' Twirl

The act of spitting in your partner's mouth then twirling tongues together until they tie into a knot. Then jumping off a cliff, yelling let it rip and then start spinning furiously like a Beyblade.

Let's do the old Spit Curl n' Twirl!

by Pussy-Groomer July 29, 2019

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019