Pussy-Groomer's definitions

Boof

The dank version of the word marijuana or weed.

PASS THE BOOF

by Pussy-Groomer July 29, 2019

horses in the back

When someone, usually a dumb ass cowboy wannabe, sings about owning a horse in a horse carriage. The song is very annoying and fucking shit yet millennials think it's comparable to TOTO's Africa, Disgusting.

Do you have the horses in the back?

by Pussy-Groomer July 28, 2019

snakesnidge

The act of forcing a dog, typically a cavoodle, to suck on the penis and swallow the special sauce.

USEFUL TIP - Spreading peanut butter helps encourage the dog to attend this act

Campbell likes when his dog, Chug, gives him a snakesnidge.

by Pussy-Groomer July 28, 2019

Spit Curl n' Twirl

The act of spitting in your partner's mouth then twirling tongues together until they tie into a knot. Then jumping off a cliff, yelling let it rip and then start spinning furiously like a Beyblade.

Let's do the old Spit Curl n' Twirl!

by Pussy-Groomer July 29, 2019

Horror

A genre that is designed to make the viewer mentally and physically crap their fucking pants onto Jupiter.

TIP - Bring diapers or spare underpants to the cinema or wherever you may be watching a horror movie.

that Horror movie was hella scary

by Pussy-Groomer July 29, 2019

Mr Ramdawg

When a person, extremely obese uses their flappy tits and rolls to store various items such as food, weapons and drugs underneath them. Also, the anus can be occasionally used when storage is full.

Stanley was doing a Mr Ramdawg to smuggle potatoes into the country.

by Pussy-Groomer July 28, 2019

Belgre

A very small person, typically of the male gender with a really fat ass, massive cock and bent-like legs. This person is usually into Nintendo games such as Super Mario Bros.

"James you are such Belgre," said Tom.

by Pussy-Groomer July 28, 2019