botard

retard with a bonor.

by kels3118 February 25, 2003

baby on board

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.

The Song:
Baby on board,
how I adore,
that sign in my car windowpane.
Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

botard

A female beyond the realm of ugliness who thinks massive amounts of Botox and/or surgery will improve her looks.

Paris Hilton is such a botard.

by Zogmister November 16, 2006

Boarding the F train

When two people are getting it on on a regular basis but without any future commitments to one another.

"Heyo, those two are leaving together for the second night in a row... are they like a couple now?"

"Nah, from what I hear they're just boarding the F train."

by snacktivity October 30, 2014

Boarding house

A house a failure at life lives in.

The boy lived in a boarding house for several years. Get your little brother to fuck him up for you, that will set him straight!

by Solid Mantis June 3, 2019

Pelican Board

A board that you attach pelicans to.

Kez was tired of chatting on IRC so she went and nailed some pelicans to the pelican board instead.

by ToolyTowers September 1, 2003

knock boardies

when one dude knocks his cock against another dude's cock

Some dude once asked me if I wanted to knock boardies with him, but there was no way I was smacking my cock against another dude's cock!

by EveryoneIsGayButMe May 28, 2009